April 18, 2014

Kick Some Astro

HEY

HEY HEY HEY HEY

HEY HEY HEY

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

HEY

 The Royals!

The Mother-Scratching

The Mother-Scratching

The Mother-Scatching Royals

HEY

THE ROYALS BASEBALL CLUB

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTT

The Houston Astros.

Yep.

The Astros.

The worst team in baseball since 2011.

REJOICE.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

JOICE.

They beat this shitty team.

And that makes it all good.

Five Hundy, y'all!

Five Mother-Scratchin' Hundy!

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK 'N ROYALS!

Sigh.

This means very little, right?

Here's how we previously celebrated a Royals sweep over the holy-shit-is-this-a-pro-team-or-did-the-Royals-just-play-some-kids-from-a-Parks-and-Rec-Soccer-league Houston Astros:


So we can't just post that again.

I mean...

We just did.

But, you guys deserve something more.

So...

Well, maybe this isn't more.

It's probably less.

It's... yeah.

It's definitely less.

Anyway, here goes:


WE JUST BEAT THE MOTHER-SCRATCHING CHEVY ASTRO-VANS.

Totals from this series--

3
Royals Wins

2
Hits by Billy Ray Butler

 1 
 Lorenzo Cain DL Appearance

 Rex Hudler Accidental Racist Comment

SO...

Yeah.

We're good.

We're good.

We

Are

Good.

Go Royals! Now beat the shitty Twins, okay?

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