March 30, 2006

15 Day DL: Too Much Junk In The Trunk

This week, Runelvys Hernandez was kicked out of the rotation for being a lardass.



 
This greatly improves our rotation, as Runelvys had done nothing but give up homers and sweat off In & Out Burgers all Spring.

Now if we could just get Greinke's head on straight.

Opening Day is only FOUR DAYS away.

Go Royals! 162-0! You're the best!


1 comment:

  1. Anonymous10:30 AM

    Hopefully he doesn't end up dead and bloated on a toilet like the original Fat Elvis.

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