April 1, 2006

15 Day DL: Too Much Junk In The Trunk (Part Two)

From the AP:

No. 5 starter Runelvys Hernandez hasn’t won since last July 22 and came to camp so overweight he was pushed back from No. 2 starter and put on the DL for lack of stamina. It’s possible the jokes about bacon cheeseburgers and hot fudge sundaes have been unfair. After supervising a strict weight-loss program, the club became concerned that Hernandez’s inability to control his poundage might be related to his metabolism. He was scheduled for tests.


 
Blaming high metabolism?

They might as well say that it's a glandular problem.

Or that he's big boned.

Does finding out his metabolism is all out of whack really get them anywhere?

Who cares why he's fat?

Just fix it.

And the answer for losing weight is always the same.

Exercise and eating right.

And heroin.

Lots and lots of heroin.

Go Royals! 162-0! You're the best!

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