June 16, 2006

Scotty Too Hotty and the Deep Balls

Interleague play begins again tonight!


Just look at those two eagles fighting over an enormous baseball!

EXCITING!

FANTASTIC!

OUTRAGEOUS!

BORING!

Tonight's game at Houston is interesting for one reason and one reason only: Scott Elarton, he of 19 homers allowed this season, will pitch in the hitter friendly Juice Box known as Minute Maid Park. I have a feeling that every player on the 'Stros can hit one 315 feet down the line against Scotty, and that includes pitchers.

Right now he's on pace for 47 home runs allowed. Bert Blyleven holds the record with 50 allowed. Our old buddy Jose Lima is second with 48 allowed. After tonight in Houston, Elarton's pace will probably be ahead of both of those guys.

That's right. In one season, we've gone from Jose to Scotty:



 
Worst.

Photoshop.

Ever.

Go Royals! You're the Best!


1 comment:

  1. Scotty 2 hotty was unstoppable last night. He made himself look like a crappier version of Oswalt and the Stros look like shit. And don't forget that lazer double that "helped his cause." Long live that tall crazy bastard Scotty.

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