July 7, 2006

Johnny Damon and the Green Monster

The inevitable has come out.

Johnny Damon likes the reefer.

Here's the story from High Times.

Raise your hand if you were surprised.


Didn't think so.

Honestly, I was a little shocked.

I thought baseball would have served fine as Johnny's anti-drug.

Damon reportedly said what all potheads say when they're found out...

It's natural, it comes from the earth, blah blah blah.

Why aren't stoners ever honest? Instead of talking about how it is a plant, they should just say why they smoke it.

Because it gets them high.

So they can, you know, enjoy music and TV more.

If pot was synthetic, Damon would still smoke it.

The "natural" line is about as logical as the Chewbacca defense.

Johnny Damon: Perfect example to the youth of America why you shouldn't do drugs.

Oh, sure, he's got money, fame, women, and a World Series ring, but he's a freaking moron.

Like Forrest Gump or Radio or I Am Sam, but without the touching insights into this wonderful thing we call life.

So Johnny Damon's a pothead?

That's it?

That's the post?

Well, yeah.

Kind of a slow news day.

It could have been worse, though.

My original topic for this post was, "Did you know Angel Berroa's middle name is Maria?"

I got as far as, "Hahahahhaha, he's a girly-girly!" before scrapping it.

So be thankful for that.

Go Royals! You're the Best!

1 comment:

  1. I like the reefer. The truth is out there.


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