Gene Rayburn: Okay, Judy, it's your turn. "Royals games are so boring..."
Audience: HOW BORING ARE THEY?
Gene Rayburn: Thank you audience. Ahem, "Royals games are so boring that the only way their fans can watch is to have [BLANK] on the brain."
Theme Music: Wownt chica achica chica chica wownt chica achica chicha chica wownt chica....
Gene Rayburn: Everyone has their answers locked in? Wow, that was fast. Alrighty, Judy, I'll read the question once again and then you'll give me your answer. Here we go... "Royals games are so boring that the only way their fans can watch is to have [BLANK] on the brain."
Judy: Umm... Boobs?
Gene Rayburn: Wow. What a rotten answer. But you never know with this panel. Let's start with David Glass. David, what did you come up with?
David Glass: Well, I went with "The Future."
Gene Rayburn: Ah, Mr. Glass. You've been saying that since you bought the team.
David Glass: Maybe I should've said Dayton Moore.
Gene Rayburn: I think the audience agrees. Let's move onto David DeJesus. David, what did you say Royals fans have on the brain... uh, rather than the game?
David DeJesus: Nanoo, nanoo. Shazbutt. Look, I'm Crazy Markers in His Ears Guy! I've got markers in my damn ears! Isn't that... Cuh-razy?!! Now give me some candy!
Gene Rayburn: Okay David, let's have your answer.
David DeJesus: Yeah, that's the ticket! SHOW ME THE MONEY! Don't have a cow, man! I ...like ...to eat ...the peanut butter... first!
Gene Rayburn: Let's just count this as a match and move on, shall we?
Gene Rayburn: Alright, one match. Let's move onto--
David DeJesus: Did I do that?!?!
Gene Rayburn: Aw jeez, no Urkel. Just... please. Enough. Okay, let's move onto Charles Nelson Reilly. Charles, your answer please.
Charles Nelson Reilly: Oh, boo yourself.
Gene Rayburn: I dunno. I like that one. Bird doodie on the brain. Okay, moving on. Jeremy Affeldt, what did you come up with?
Gene Rayburn: Well done. Jeremy obviously has JUDY'S BOOBS on the brain!
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAA! ROFLMAO LOLERZ!!111!!!11!!1!
Gene Rayburn: Alright, that's two matches. George Brett, what did you write down?
George Brett: Well, I thought long and hard about this answer.
Gene Rayburn: Yes, and what did you come up with?
George Brett: I'm a little embarrassed.
Gene Rayburn: Let's see...
George Brett: Well, I answered--
Gene Rayburn: Wow. That's topical.
Gene Rayburn: Alright, two so far, and we'll go to Angel and Lester. What did you two knuckleheads come up with?
Angel Berroa: Well, Lester and I had an extensive discussion and came to the conclusion that--
Lester: Lambchop is a bitch.
Angel Berroa: Lester... please. Children could be watching.
Lester: You've got your hand up my ass and you're talking to me about inappropriate behavior?
Angel Berroa: Wait. This is... er, I, uh, don't speak English. Yeah. No habla Englais.
Lester: Oh, he speaks it, alright.
Angel Berroa: Donde esta de biblioteka?
Lester: Gene, we answered "Boobs."
Angel Berroa: Lester!
Gene Rayburn: Three matches! Nice job, panel.
Gene Rayburn: Didn't I die, like, seven years ago?
Me: Go Royals! You're the best!
You: Never blog drunk again!
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