I know Ambiorix Burgos is the one who really screwed us out of the win tonight.
I don't care.
New acquisition Scott Dohmann sucked in the tenth and took the loss.
And this was just too easy:
Scott Dohmann will forevermore be referred to in this blog as Scott D'ohmann.
Sorry, my man.
I could've gone with the Poppin' Fresh Doughboy reference.
"Nothing says loving like something from the 'OH HELL, I'M A CRAPPY PITCHER.'"
But I really don't know which of the photoshops would've been more humiliating.
Just be thankful your name isn't Steel Mientkiewicz.
Go Royals! You're the Best!