So the Royals found a way to get on ESPN tonight.
All it took was Fat Elvys and John Buck wildly throwing punches at one another in the dugout between innings.
Sadly, neither guy ever connected.
But it made me wonder, who would win in a real fight between these two?
Obviously, Elvys is in a much higher weight class. But then again, Buck probably has more stamina and agility.
We would probably have to resort to some kind of super-computer to determine the winner.
Luckily, I own a Nintendo.
Obviously, Little Buck wins, punching Elvys repeatedly in his gut while the obese pitcher tries in vain to keep his boxing shorts on.
And there you have it.
Please join us next time when we pit Angel Berroa against a 747 full of poisonous snakes. Or perhaps we'll see Emil Brown take on a word processing program.
Either way, there should be lots of blood.
Go Royals! You're the Best!