January 17, 2007

I'll take "Absolute Hottiness" over "Absolute Laziness" any day.

Sure, it's the dead of winter.

Sure, Opening Day is still two and a half months away.

Sure, I haven't updated this blog since October.

But spring training is coming. And soon.

Pitchers and Catchers report in a little under a month.

Everyone else in a little over a month.

Meaning the countdown to the Royals' return to glory begins soon. Well, I guess it began last year with the hiring of Dayton Moore. Or the firing of Allard Baird. Or however you want to look at it.

Honestly, it probably won't really begin until this guy:

is gone.

In case you can't tell, that's your favorite Rookie of the Year flameout and mine, Angel Berroa. Playing in the snow. With more energy than I've ever seen him have on the ballfield.

Moore may be trying to hasten Berroa's departure with his latest signing, the formerly retired Alex "S" Gonzalez. Honestly, if anyone can do anything to help me tell all of the Alex Gonzalez's apart, I'll be eternally grateful. That goes double for all of the Dee Browns.

Well, luckily for me, our newest Royal, Alex "S" Gonzalez has a fantastic fanatical fan site, Alex Gonzalez is an Absolute Hottie!, that separates him from all the other AGon's.

Fraught with typos, gigantic images, dead links and even a hilarious poll, this may be the reason the Internet was invented. Go ahead. Do yourself a favor. Have a look around. Have some laughs. And get to know our newest, absolutely hottest Royal.

Go Royals! You're the Best!


  1. Anonymous7:56 PM

    I urge everyone to go post as many comments as they can on that site.

    About how DeJesus is SO much hotter, OMG. <3 <3 <3!!!!

  2. Anonymous9:11 AM

    God I hate Berroa.

  3. but if berroa isn't playing, i'm not going to be able to wear the Berroa E6 jersey i made in the offseason.



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