ROYALS WIN! ROYALS WIN!
We can't be as bad as last year, we won't be as bad as last year, and we can't be as bad as last year.
The Royals beat the Athletics at Kauffman for the seventh time in thirty-five games since 2000.
Now THAT is something to celebrate.
Here is the play of the game.
Courtesy of Future Rookie of the Year/Gold Glover/Batting Title Champ/Triple Crown Winner/Hall of Famer/MVP/Home Run Champ/Cy Young Win--- uh, scratch that last one... and probably the first one and, well, maybe all of that (prove me wrong, AG, prove me wrong).
Anywho, here's Alex "The Future ___________" Gordon with the play of the game:
'Round these parts, we call that a "Germanic Web Gem."
Kudos to you, Gordon.
Be grateful I didn't make a joke about Alex taking balls to the face.
(I know I'm grateful for that.)
Go Royals! You're the Best!