July 24, 2007

Hidey-Ho Neglecterinos!

Hey, I'm back.
Uh, for like a day.
But hey!

The Royals are back to respectability, no?

And by "respectability" I mean, you know, that they are better than eight teams.
Twenty-Two out of Thirty!

I mean....

Well, hell, better than the worst team in baseball, am I right?

Royals beating up on the Tiggers and BoSox.

But, uh, not the Yankees.
And the Yankees aren't even good, am I right?

(Well, Dotel and Elarton against, well, any team is, well, almost worse than, well, can I say "well" one more time, well, forfeiting.)

Meche takes them on tomorrow and I expect some, uh, maybe competiveness? 
Something that we could expect with the twenty-second best team in baseball facing the, uh, eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth, seventeenth (?!?!) best team in baseball?

Can I get an AMEN?!?!?!

I mean, I don't really need an "amen," but, uh, if you feel like yelling at your computer screen, I'd probably take it.

Need I remind you that A-Rod is a friggin' werewolf?




Here's the deal.

Daddy makes promises just to break them. I feel like the dad in a freakin' Harry Chapin song.

I'm moving across the country now.

And, you know, that takes some time away from the computer.

So I'm just about at that point where I'm gonna have to say, maybe next season, son.



I will update again.

I will.

That is to say...

I promise we'll be a family again when the Royals win the pennant.

Go Royals! You're the Best!

1 comment:

  1. jeremy10:23 AM

    Iowa huh? It's not that bad. Could be worse. Ever heard of North Dakota?

    I'm actually from Iowa but I live in Minnesota now.

    Good luck on your move and safe travels.


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