April 3, 2008

Pffft Tigers! 0-162! You're The Worst!

Hallelujah, Holy Shit!

Kansas City, the team nobody picked to win even one game this year, has managed the unthinkable: a three-game sweep to start the season against the team everyone picked to win the division, and at that team's home stadium in front of 110,000 fans, no less.

If the season were to end now, we'd have a Royals-Nationals World Series and, I imagine, a thrilling seven-game epic.

It wouldn't matter which team won; the real winners would be the fans.

Someone pinch me, I think I'm tripping too hard.

It's like a dream.

Or a fantasy.

Or a fantasia?


No, it actually is more like I'm tripping. 

Tripping balls.

Just look at that menacing broom. And that poor, poor tiger. He's a cute little guy.

Too bad he was jackslapped repeatedly in the first four days of the season.

Too, too bad.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Bring on the Twins!

And some more of these delicious mushrooms!

Go Royals! 162-0! You're the Best!

2 comments:

  1. 'tis the season to be merry

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  2. That is a wonderful picture

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