May 5, 2008

It feels like Christmas around here.


There's magic in the air. Do you know why?

This week is our 1ST ANNUAL EMIL BROWN WEEK at Royales With Cheese.

All week (possibly two or three posts!) we will be ridiculing former Royals RBI Leader (and current Oakland A's RBI Leader) Emil Brown.

Congratulations, John Bale! You picked a good week to punch a door.


Our favorite movie reviewer's stock is at an all time high: Dipshits everywhere are dropping David Ortiz from their fantasy teams and picking him up, sportswriters are getting untold mileage out of the headline "What Can Brown Do For You?" and Emil is getting free hummers from the not-so-elegant ladies at Elegant Nubian Escorts.

So let's bring him down a peg or two, shall we?

We'll go easy with this first post, since we know Brown will need someone to help him read this.

Here goes...

Now we all know (and if we didn't already, those sportswriters have made it a point to tell us over and over) that you can't spell EMIL BROWN without RBI.

Sure, you're probably thinking. Clever.

He does have RBI in his name.

How about that?

But you may be disturbed to find out what else lurks within the name of EMIL BROWN.

Shall we explore?

LONER
OMEN
BONE
WINO
BLEW
WORM
BOIL
LENO
BORE
BELOW
LEMON
ELMO
NORM
LOWER
BRINE
WOMB
MEOW
EMBROIL
BLOW
BONER
BLOWN
LIMBO
MELON
BLOWER
LOIN
BOWEL
BLEW RIM
RIM BLOWN
LIMB OWNER
BROWN MILE
WOMB LINER
BLOW MINER

And, the coup de grĂ¢ce:

BLEW MINOR

Hi-yo!

Go Royals! You're the Best!


2 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:20 PM

    Does that mean that after this week, we have to wait a whole year to make fun of Emil Brown again? If so, then I am not okay with that man.

    I hate that guy. Plus he has really small ears, and that really freaks me out.

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  2. My favorite Emil Brown moment was a game in Chicago when the White Sox put the wrong picture on the video board. For the whole game, every time Emil Brown would come to the plate, the video board would show a giant photo of...Ambiorix Burgos.

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