There's magic in the air. Do you know why?
This week is our 1ST ANNUAL EMIL BROWN WEEK at Royales With Cheese.
All week (possibly two or three posts!) we will be ridiculing former Royals RBI Leader (and current Oakland A's RBI Leader) Emil Brown.
Congratulations, John Bale! You picked a good week to punch a door.
Our favorite movie reviewer's stock is at an all time high: Dipshits everywhere are dropping David Ortiz from their fantasy teams and picking him up, sportswriters are getting untold mileage out of the headline "What Can Brown Do For You?" and Emil is getting free hummers from the not-so-elegant ladies at Elegant Nubian Escorts.
So let's bring him down a peg or two, shall we?
We'll go easy with this first post, since we know Brown will need someone to help him read this.
Now we all know (and if we didn't already, those sportswriters have made it a point to tell us over and over) that you can't spell EMIL BROWN without RBI.
Sure, you're probably thinking. Clever.
He does have RBI in his name.
How about that?
But you may be disturbed to find out what else lurks within the name of EMIL BROWN.
Shall we explore?
And, the coup de grâce:
Go Royals! You're the Best!