August 6, 2009

250 Words on Billy Butler's O-Face

He's been busting this out a lot lately.

Any time Billy Butler jacks one (ahem), his mouth forms a hilarious O.

Check it out.

OH...



OH...




OH....




You know what I'm talking about...




OH...



Don't worry, ladies. Just because he looks surprised doesn't mean you won't enjoy his thunder.

He's lean, mean, and as Frank White points out, "he carries a hot stick."




Oh.... And don't mind the constant gum chewing.

This man is Bubble-YUM!

He's BUBBLICIOUS!

He's, uh, Big League, uh, Wait, No Teeth, please!

Whatever.

What I'm trying to say is, he appreciates a good blow.

Wait... that's, um, that's not what I meant.



Yeah, there it is...

Okay.

I have to apologize for this post.

There is no tactful way to tie the Kansas City Royals to orgasms.

Or is there?

No.

No, there isn't.

Especially when most men's penises crawl back up inside them when they watch a Royals game.

Except, of course, when Billy's at bat.

BEGIN MICHEAL WINSLOW SOUND EFFECTS SEQUENCE/

**Wolf-whistle, bed squeaking, purring,
panting, barking, howling, rowboat lips,

WOW CHICKA WOW WOOOOW**

/END MICHEAL WINSLOW SOUND EFFECTS SEQUENCE

Go Royals! I'm The Gayest!

I mean, um, You're The Beast!

BEST!

Did I say Beast?

What's that even mean?

I meant Best.

What?

I did.

Don't be gay, dude.


5 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:05 PM

    As a regular reader of RWC, I can appreciate the attempt at a distraction from the Royals' disgusting existence. Indeed, Billy Butler, as of late, has actually been closer to the productive offensive player he is supposed to be. I stress "closer" because as long as Miguel Olivo has more homers than you, your stick ain't that hot.

    Now, back to reality. After today's loss, the Royals still have not won a series vs an AL opponent since May 7th.

    Ladies and Gentleman, that is fucking terrible.

    P.S. My word verification is fackq. Awesome!

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  2. Santa Claus7:08 PM

    Remember the black guy that used to sit by me and Emphysema in right field GA?

    I saw him in a Baseball Tonight clip the other night.

    Yes, they show Baseball Tonight in hell.

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  3. Anonymous2:24 PM

    pss - any reg reader would have writed 'awesine'. for reALZ.

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  4. Anonymous3:11 PM

    Dear RWC,

    How are you? I am fine. I was wondering, who is blacker: Angel Berroa or Yunieski Betancourt?

    Submitted by:
    Larry Tait
    Wichita, KS

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  5. Anonymous8:29 PM

    Dear RWC,

    What ever happened to Desi Relaford? I liked him. He was a good player. He played good. I want to know if he is still playing or if he is doing good. I hope he is doing good. I love my Desi.

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