Hello, sports fans! Guess what? I'm on my way to Surprise, Arizona. Home of the Kan City Royals!
Do you hear that gila monsters? AC is on his way to the glorious land of illegal immigrants, heat stroke, and In-N-Out Burger.
I'm so excited! We're about to take off now!
I'll be gone for awhile, but you can be sure I'll be tackling the stories you care about most. Like, how is George Brett coping with his IBS? And does Sean O'Sullivan know he looks like Zac Brown?
Spring Training is that special time of year when the Royals separate the men from the bumsticks and then they keep several of the bumsticks anyway. (I'm looking at you Mitch Maier).
I'll be back next week to tell you who's hot and who's not. Until then...
Go Royals! You're The Best!