Something amazing has happened on the Internardz over the last week. People with too much time on their hands have joined together in defiance of one sadistic, evil, sad-sack-of-shit human being.
They've spread the word. They've made him famous.
You've probably seen the viral video, the numerous images, the Jason Bateman tweets.
You've read about his atrocities. Hell, most of you probably have seen his devastation firsthand.
I really feel like Royales with Cheese must join the fight. I really feel like we will be part of something if we participate.
We are hashtagging and hotlinking and patting ourselves on the back for doing actually very, very little.
That's right. We are joining the revolution.
Please bear in mind that participating in this revolution requires us to do basically nothing beyond this one post.
Because that's how us middle-to-upper-middle-class white folks make a difference.
By posting links to co-workers' facebook walls.
By copy-and-paste blogging a stock message to our six followers.
By spending ten minutes making a JPEG before finishing off a twenty-piece Chicken McNugget and passing out drunk on the couch.
#GO ROYALS! YOU'RE THE BEST!