Attention all little leaguers, coaches and dirt enthusiasts. I have an exciting product announcement. As everyone knows, the basepaths are one of the most difficult areas of the baseball diamond to master. It's important to be safe and smart. Fortunately, The Skills and Drills DVD series has partnered with Royals second baseman Chris Getz to bring you the latest in baseball sliding instruction.
Look for this at your local Sam Goody early next week.
Including the instant classics shown above, this DVD demonstrates all the slides necessary to help make you a below average middle-infielder.
You Will Learn:
The Flop on Your Belly Like a Fucking Otter
The Worm Burner
The Sidewinder
The Spike
The Ass-Over-Teakettle
The Crocodile Mile
The Alaskan Pipeline
and more!
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Go Getzy! You're the Best!
With Gordon's faceplant tonight, at least the Royals are leading the league in something.
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