July 13, 2012

10 Games Under

Hello Royals Fans! The All-Star Game has come and gone and we are just minutes away from the start of the second half of another forgettable season of Kansas City Royals baseball. Last year at the All-Star Break, the Royals were 17 games under .500 and 11.5 games out of first. This year, they are 10 games under .500 and 9.5 games out of first. And they're not in last. Yet. So that's good news, right?

In any case, I for one am looking forward to the second half. Remember Lorenzo Cain? He's back in the lineup tonight!

Remember Doug Davis? He will probably pitch for the Royals at some point. Actually, that's nothing to be excited about. Nevermind. 

Remember Jermaine Dye? Maybe he will come out of retirement to play right field when the Royals trade Jeff Francouer for a struggling minor league infielder whom they will later try to develop into a pitcher. 

Remember Bip Roberts?

Anyway, you can be sure of one thing: win or lose RWC will be here to guide you through the rest of the season, in the form of more ecards and Emil Brown movie reviews. Plus, the best part of this weekend's series is that it pits the Royals against the division leading Chicago White Sox, which hopefully means we can expect another edition of Sex Talk with Rex and Hawk! 

So sit back, relax and strap it down. It's Bar Time!

Go Royals! You're The Best!

1 comment:

  1. Jack Karwoski11:53 PM

    I used to get so baked and watch Six Feet Under. It almost always made me cry.


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