How can I be so sure? How do I know this wasn't just one random good week preceding the site going dormant for another nineteen months?
I came up with a plan.
This has been a one-man operation from the start, but as I descended into alcoholism, Alien-hand syndrome, and porn-addiction (which, incidentally, is a lot more fun if you also have Alien-hand syndrome), I didn't have the time, energy, or inspiration to keep posting.
I recruited a crack team of RWC Bloggers, each more cunning and brilliant than the last. And I think it's time to introduce these fine, Cheese-blogging folks:
There's me. JR. Some people think I chose that moniker because of great men like Jackie Robinson or John R. Cash. They're wrong. I go by JR because I'm actually a Junior.
Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Now you know my secret shame.
Here's AC. He's already posted twice in the last week, and I've found his work to be absolutely breathtaking thus far. Did I mention I like to huff paint while reading his posts?
I like to huff paint while reading his posts.
Give it a try. It's fun and completely safe!
Then there's Neil. He hasn't posted yet, but I expect big things from him.
Big, big, big, big, big....
Likely very small.
We also have these guys. I'm not even going to tell you their names, as I have a feeling none of them will ever post one thing to this blog. I've begged them to, but they seem apathetic. It's tragic, really, that they have chosen to deny the world of their hilarious takes on the Royals. Maybe they'll surprise us.
And last but certainly not least...
His passion, he says, is film.
His name is Emil. Along with KC, he played for five other teams in his big-league career. However, his most notable accomplishment may be shooting Karen Kornacki in the face with a pellet gun.
He's been out of baseball since 2009, and he actually reached out to me begging that I revive the site and bring him on as an unpaid intern. How could I say know to that face?
I can't wait for his review of Bio-Dome.
Well, there you have it. The team. We look forward to posting so frequently that you actually get sick of us and pine for the days when we'd go weeks without posting. Because we're passive-aggressive like that.
Go Royals! You're the Best!