March 10, 2013

Who are these idiots anyway?

What is Royales with Cheese? 

Just a bunch of lifelong Royals fans who maintain our interest in this team by making shitty jokes and shittier photoshops. 

(This isn't us.)

If you want recaps or previews of games, go to Yahoo,, the Star, or any number of Royals blogs that specialize in that stuff. We pride ourselves on commenting as little on the games as possible. Those other guys can have the Google News hits, we'll take the Google Image hits.

Here's the team:
Yours Truly. Created Royales with Cheese in 2006 and only intermittently posted. In February of 2012, I recruited some friends to help me revive the blog and we've been going strong ever since.

Proved himself a capable snarkist in his first season last year. He specializes in talking about Royals players from the 90s. Because that's extremely important information.

 Goes by Neil Sedaka for some reason. I guess he's an old Jewish singer-songwriter. I don't know, I've never met him.

Not the real Emil, but a reasonable facsimile. Based on the real Emil's reviews on

This asshole lives in Texas. Of the three posts he's written, one has been about the White Sox and one has been about the Chiefs. With 33% of his posts actually about the Royals, he has a higher average than the rest of the us.

For some reason, comics aren't just for nerds anymore. Or maybe there are just a shitload more nerds than there used to be. Either way, Uncle Stan's got ya covered!

Has written a few posts for us. Frankly, this guy is full of shit.

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Go Royals! 162-0! You're the Best!

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