Hey Hey, Guys and Gals! It's me, Neil Sedaka, here with my first #1 hit post for RoyalesWithCheese. Let me say it's a real honor to be reporting on Royals Opening Day at The Cell. While we didn't end up with a win, it was good to see the boys in blue come to play. To get in the spirit, I decked myself out in team colors and was treated to a real authentic South Side Chicago experience.
The locals love their pale hose about as much as they hate everyone else, and they sure let me know. As a lyricist, I've turned a phrase or two in my time, but all the words in the world couldn't match wits with these gems straight from the hecklers' mouths: