May 9, 2013

MEME STREAK


THE FIRST LOSING STREAK HAS STRUCK. 

WE'RE DOOMED.

You knew it was bad last night when instead of discussing the close game going on in front of them, Ryan Lefebvre and Rex Hudler started talking about what living in a Jetsons-style future might be like. 

Ryan was excited about the possibility that he'd be able to "tell your wall you want an omelet or a steak, and it will just materialize."

Rex said that "many countries, uh, like Japan, they already have that technology."

This was a real discussion in the eighth inning.

So yeah, they were smoking some good shit last night.

Anyway, I find the only thing that cheers me up on days like this is a series of rapid-fire jokes. They don't have to be particularly funny; I just need three out of nine to hit and I'm good. Call it the Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker Ratio.

Let's do this.

Here is the latest in our series of hit-or-mostly-miss MEMES.

Please to enjoy:












How was that? Did 33% of those make you laugh? Or at least grin? Or at least smile inwardly? Or did I blow it? 

I'm sorry.

I'm so stupid.

I'd like to promise you we'll do better, but you and I both know that's a lie.

Go Royals! You're Bringing Me Down, Man!


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