June 6, 2013

Nitro-Burning Funny Cards


If you want to be bored to tears tonight, you have a couple of options. Of course, as with the last two nights, the Royals and Twins are playing some low-scoring, low-stakes baseball at the K. Your other option for borifying entertainment is the MLB Draft. The Royals have the 8th pick, and they'll likely pick a guy who will be mired in Rookie League or A-Ball for the next several years, rather than someone who may be MLB-ready in just a year or two. 

BECAUSE I REALLY THINK 2017 MIGHT BE OUR YEAR, YOU GUYS. 

I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BALLS.

Anyway, we have little to offer you in the way of draft coverage. Royals Review has a nice post on some possible draft picks, and they didn't use the term "hanging dong" even once. Feel free to go check it out now, or you can wait until you finish reading our newest batch of Royals E-Cards!

You thought we forgot about these, didn't you?

Hell no, we didn't. I can make these things in my sleep.

Don't forget you can click on any of these to go to someecards so you can get the code for posting it on facebook, twitter, your ass, wherever.

Let's do this:


 









The last e-card is based on a true story. 

That's a little INSIDE BASEBALL for you guys.

SOMETIMES I ALMOST DIE FROM GAS LEAKS AND THEN MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT ON MY BLOG.

Go E-Cards! You're the Best!



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