June 9, 2013

Royals hitting.... with club sauce.

The Royals are on a winning streak! Five in a row!

It's been against two of the worst teams in baseball, but who cares? 

According to the team and its announcers, the Royals are fixed and it's because of George Brett's Baseball Psych 101 class. That's funny, because when the team wasn't hitting, they rarely mentioned the hitting coaches and never showed them during games. I think I've heard George Brett's name and seen his face more this week than I have over the past ten years.

But we all know hitting coaches don't make that much of a difference, at least not this quickly, so what else could it be? 

Again, according to the team and its announcers, the Royals ARE fixed but it's ALSO because of
Billy Butler's Hit it a Ton! BBQ Sauce.

Don't believe that?

What if I had proof?

See the awesome power the Rally Sauce has over three Royals players in this instant classic GIF:


Breathtaking, isn't it? And all because of Billy's BBQ Sauce.

George Kottaras with his mouth hanging open. Jeremy Guthrie staring blankly ahead while pointing at the BBQ sauce. Jeff Francoeur dropping a loogie, then giving one of his patented smirks.

Yes, people, this is the team you root for.

And it's slightly easier right now because they are winning. Whether it's George Brett, Rally Sauce, or just that the team was playing the Twins & Astros (of course it's the third reason), the Royals completed a sweep this weekend. And that calls for one of our obligatory sweep post graphics.

So without further ado, here it is:

Bring on the Tigers!

Go Rally Sauce! You Sound Vaguely Sexual!


  1. Jack Karwoski5:56 PM

    Fuck you, man! I love The Jetsons!

  2. Anonymous7:11 PM

    Is he still using the Shit It A Ton hashtag?


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