July 31, 2013

Memetics 101

Hey Royals fans! I'm actually traveling right now, so don't expect any great analysis if a trade goes down today (like it would have been great, anyway). Obviously a post was published today (you're reading it) and I have a post ready for Friday, but they won't contain any topical info because they were written before the trade deadline. I might tweet if something happens because I'm hopelessly addicted to Twitter, but don't expect me to post anything here about any trades.

However, I hate not having my opinions heard, so I'll just say that whatever Dayton Moore decided to do in regards to the trade deadline, I am probably outraged.

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Please select whichever choice is most applicable for what actually happened:

A) Why the hell didn't he trade Player X at his peak value?

B) How the hell could he not dump Player Z when teams actually want him for some reason?

C) Why the hell did he trade Player A (or Players A, B, and/or C)? And for such a shitty return?!

D) Why the hell did he trade for Player Q (or Players Q, R, and/or S)? Doesn't he realize this hurts the team for next year?

E) Any combination of the above choices.

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Phew. Feels good to get that off my chest.

All right, let's get our minds off this terrible trade/non-trade that Dayton did/didn't make with some hilarious Royals Memes!
















And finally:




Go James Shields! You're the Butt!


1 comment:

  1. Anonymous2:45 PM

    Guess why? Pitcher thigh.

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