Perhaps you've noticed the dearth of posts so far this season. I'd like to say that it's because we've ramped up quality control and are trying to only post hilarious things this year, that this is a commitment to excellence, but that's obviously horseshit.
We've just been awfully busy.
That should hopefully change soon.
In the meantime, here's another edition of "WHAT'S IN BO JACKSON?!"
In case you've forgotten, this is a new series in which we stick things in my 1990 Bo Jackson Puppet Kooler, snap a few pics, and throw that shit on this page for our 7 followers.
Before we share what we've put in Bo this week, I wanted to show off a few of the Bo Jackson Puppet Kooler's features, courtesy of the box I kept him in for so many years.
In case you can't figure out what to put in your new weirdass thermos, the good people at Puppet Kooler have some suggestions:
Can you believe it? A can of Shasta soda! A drinking glass! A bunch of pencils and toothbrushes!
You can rest assured we'll never put any of those things in Bo.
Also, who the hell is the dude featured on this Puppet Kooler on the box? My guess is either Mike Schmidt or Tom Selleck.
Other guesses? Let us know.
Anyway, on with the Bo.
Our first post featured Bo loaded up with peanut shells.
But we're kicking it up a notch this time.
Here's the second edition of "WHAT'S INSIDE BO JACKSON?!"
Are you ready?
WIBJ #2: Half a Loaf of Garlic Bread
Dibs on the end that's shoved inside Bo!
Go Puppet Kooler! You're My Best Friend!