September 4, 2014

Lifetime of Losing Presents: Mother, May I Sweep With Rangers?

Royals be sweeping! Royals be sweeping! You cannot stop the Royals from sweeping!

When KC previously swept the Texas Rangers in 2012, we posted a not-so-timely graphic featuring a bearded idiot.

But now it's 2014 and Chuck Norris is even more passé.

We've got to step up our game.

So this one's for you, Rangers. It's got all your favorites-- Smith, Rick, and J. Audubon Woodlore:


YEAH! PARK RANGERS! THAT SHIT'S EVERGREEN!

Ahem.

By my count, this is the eighth obligatory sweep post of the season.

Think about that. The Royals have had EIGHT sweeps in 2014.

Which leads me to something I've been thinking about for a while.

What's the point of this blog anymore?

Roughly a sixth of the posts this year have been about the Royals beating the hell out of other teams...

 That doesn't exactly fit the ethos of this website.

So, if winning their first AL Central title ever and making the playoffs for the first time in 29 years isn't a strong enough incentive, let me throw this out there for the Royals:

I'm willing to end this thing. 

Win the division, and Royales with Cheese goes on hiatus.

Maybe for good.

Well, probably not for good. I have a shitload of Royals novelty songs and Royals recipes and other Royals ephemera to share.

But I can do that stuff pretty sparingly. Especially if the team is good. I won't have to post about Rex Hudler's jackassery or Billy Butler's gut or Moose's mouth-breathing if the team is good. Because that shit won't matter anymore.

Go to the playoffs, and RWC turns into just an occasional pop-in to share some goofy Royals stuff from the past. It's no longer a forum to chastise Dayton Moore or David Glass or Ned Yost. I'll just occasionally write something to let you know I'm still alive and still a Royals fan.

Bellwether and AC (if they don't get poached to join Royals Review like every other Royals blogger in the world) can still write here about whatever they want, because they're fucking ballers.

But no more snark about the current team from JR.

I swear.

Can we make that deal?

Can you win this and end this?

I hope you do.

Go Royals! You're the Best!

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